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Jul. 22, 2014
fadmash:

ultrafacts:

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The oxygen in our lungs, the iron in our blood and the carbon in our body were all made by an exploding star billions of years ago. We are all made of star material.

fadmash:

ultrafacts:

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The oxygen in our lungs, the iron in our blood and the carbon in our body were all made by an exploding star billions of years ago. We are all made of star material.

(Source: ultrafacts, via ultrafacts)

Jul. 22, 2014

veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

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Jul. 22, 2014

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

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Jul. 22, 2014

jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time

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Jul. 22, 2014

followthebluebell:

sunsetsinfastforward:

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

If someone gives you a fake number, don’t be an asshole and try to get the real one. There’s a reason why you’re being given a fake number. They don’t want to give you the actual one. Respect that.

(Source: lifehackable.com, via sweetchildomine93)

Jul. 22, 2014

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

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Jul. 22, 2014

echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

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Jul. 22, 2014
chelseawelseyknight:

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

chelseawelseyknight:

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

(via timothydelaghetto)